The Cockroaches vs. Me

So last night I walked into use the bathroom before bed and I freaked when I saw a 

gigantinormous cockroach lurking on the toilet seat.  I looked at him and said, "You little devil!"

I told him it was war and I was sure I would win with the roach spray. I told him I was going to go

get it. When I tried to spray him he booked it behind the seat to where I couldn't see him unless I got down on my knees and he was hiding in the back of the toilet, but I could see those long antennas moving around just taunting me. I tried to spray him again and I heard him drop making a sound that makes me shiver every time I think about it.  He scurried along the wall and granted he's got the speed, but I had the spray! So I sprayed him again and then he started straight for me so I ran out, shut the door and decided not to use the bathroom all night.

So the war continues; Me vs. Them!